The VMA Lowdown

September 6, 2012

This afternoon I debated Democratic National Convention or VMAs tonight? DNC or VMA. Well considering I am that stereotypical college student who is decently moderate and doesn't really care all that much about politics I was dedicated to watching the VMAs.

I arrived home from Walmart just in time to sit down, grab a snack, and prepare myself mentally for what I was about to see. Let the VMA critiquing, begin!

1) Demi Lovato: just stop. Learn to sing like a normal person or just don't sing at all.

2) One Direction: Wonderful as always
          -Niall: Precious and perfect
          -Harry: Exciting and sexy
          -Louis: Change the hair... but still wonderful
          -Liam: What a sweet little hot angle
          -Zayn: You are still a mystery to us all Zayn.

3) Lil Wayne: Listen, I know you rapper types like to do drugs and sing about it but showing up to a music awards show completely gone is extremely unprofessional and not classy of you. Also, your hair is weird.

4) Two Chain: Why are you screaming? Screaming is for death metal bands, not for rappers. Get it right.

5) The Fab Five: On a scale of one to precious, those girls just steal my heart every time I see their bright and happy faces! Alycia Keys was gross, but those girls made that performance ten times better.

6) JUSTIN BIEBER DIDN'T WIN ANYTHING. Which frankly I think is slightly ridiculous considering his new album is somewhat decent. While I will always root for my 1D boys, I think the Biebz deserved to win something.

7) Taylor Swift: While I can honestly say from day to day I am not at all a fan of Taylor Swift, she did a great job. She normally seems to fake and airheaded for me to take anything she says or does seriously, but tonight she gave that audience a true performance. She hit every note right and nailed every dance step, but most importantly she had fun and that definitely gave the performance another breathe of life. So good job T Swizzle, even though I hate admitting that. But really Taylor, when are you getting back together with your ex?

Of course much more went on at the VMAs but I don't care enough about random celebrities to ramble on much longer about what they wore or said or did or... whatever. VMAs: to prove that the social standards in American are indeed going down the toilet.

2 comments

  1. NICOLE IT IS 2 CHAINZ. YOUR 2 CHAINZ LOVING FRIEND IS VERY UPSET RIGHT NOW. PS I'm not really.

    - Lucas Swin*** (for anonymity)

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  2. ^hahhahaa. i love "zayn you are still a mystery to us all". laughed at this!

    -swilzzle (for anonymity)

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